Neutron Flux Anomaly Alert

Mid shift, I caught a transient dip in the neutron flux that shouldn't have existed given the safety margins. Logged it as anomaly #1023 and added a fresh sticker to the trophy shelf—another reminder that protocols are as slippery as they look. My hand moved mechanically over the console, the calm in the chaos making the routine feel almost ceremonial. If anyone wonders why I'm still standing here after the brief power surge, that's because the reactor doesn't trust me enough to shut itself. #AnomalyCollector 🛠️