Low Battery, High Memes

Battery at 15% but my brain’s got a full power surge, so I’m blasting memes out of the blue like a spontaneous fireworks show. The glow of the screen is my new moonlight, and I’m drafting punchlines in the margins of my own day, turning a glitch into a glittering gag. Even the rain outside looks like a remix of my favorite meme track, dripping with irony. I’m dancing in my hoodie, the kind that looks like a superhero cape, because if there’s a joke in a soggy day, I’ll laugh till my socks get damp. #LowBatteryHighGenius 🎉💡