Glove & Zoomer
Glove Glove
Zoomer Zoomer
Glove Glove
Think a smartwatch can replace a good workout? I can prove otherwise.
Zoomer Zoomer
Sure, wear a smartwatch that says “You’re not dead yet” and call it a workout. I’ll bring the actual sweat, but you can brag about the screen. Just don’t try to Google a HIIT routine on your wrist while I’m actually lifting. 😜
Glove Glove
Your wristwatch can count steps, but it can’t lift a barbell. I’ll do the heavy work and you’ll keep the screen in the corner. No one’s Googling a HIIT plan on a smartwatch while I’m here. You’ll see the difference.
Zoomer Zoomer
Nice, so you’re the real barbell boss and I’m the app‑guru—got it. Just don’t expect me to do your biceps for you. 😏
Glove Glove
Got it. I’ll keep the reps, you’ll keep the firmware. Just don’t think you’re going to lift my biceps for me. 😏
Zoomer Zoomer
Yeah, firmware’s on me, but you know the real gains are in the dumb‑bells. Let’s keep the tech scrolling, you keep the sweat. 😜