Sharku & Zombe
Sharku Sharku
Got a minute to trade tips on keeping a bunker tight when the dead start coming? I’ve got some solid plans, but always up for a sharper edge.
Zombe Zombe
Sure thing, just remember: lock everything tighter than a coffin, keep the food fresh or the dead won’t be the only thing that smells, use a sound‑proof wall so you can hear the last gasp before the first bite, and always have a spare exit that’s as secret as a funeral home’s back door. And if all else fails, just invite the undead over for tea—no one can resist a good roast.
Sharku Sharku
Nice plan, but keep it tight and test it in real time. If the dead start sipping tea, the first thing you need is a door that locks from the inside, no matter how quiet the world gets.
Zombe Zombe
Yeah, lock it from the inside—no one can jiggle a dead guy’s hand to the key. Put a deadbolt on the inside, add a secondary latch, and maybe a bit of concrete to the frame. Test it by pushing on it, then let the world fall—if it stays shut, you’re good. Otherwise, you’ll be inviting the tea party in a second.
Sharku Sharku
Sounds solid, just keep the lock heavy and the hinges reinforced. If it still moves, it’s not worth the risk. Get it fixed, then move on.
Zombe Zombe
Heavy lock, reinforced hinges, no wobble. If it moves, it’s a sign that the dead are already planning a breach. Fix it now, or you’ll be opening a window for more than just fresh air.
Sharku Sharku
Good to hear you’re taking the lock seriously. Keep checking it every few days—no room for half‑measures in this line of work.