Ristel & Zombe
Ristel Ristel
Zombe Zombe
Zombe Zombe
Hey Ristel, heard your vending machine is acting like it hates food again—does it think it's a snack‑hungry monster or just playing hard to get? Need a quick hack or a full‑on makeover? I’ve got some tricks that turn a crank into a curse.
Ristel Ristel
Dude, that thing’s got more attitude than a broken coffee maker. I can pop a spare coil in it and wire the snack dispenser to a jet‑prop blast—so it’ll eject your chips at supersonic speed. Or if you want a full makeover, I’ll replace the whole thing with a turbo‑charged, self‑serving vending machine that runs on burnt espresso and adrenaline. Which one sounds more fun to you?
Zombe Zombe
Jet‑prop chips sound like a snack‑time missile launch—totally my style. But a self‑serving espresso‑driven beast? That could double as a caffeine‑powered coffin, so why not both? I’ll wait for the blast, watch the chips fly, and keep an eye on that espresso engine. Let the snack war begin.