Zombe & HatTrick
Zombe Zombe
HatTrick HatTrick
Zombe Zombe
Hey HatTrick, ever notice how your obsessive training plans would totally win against a zombie horde? Maybe we can trade tips on staying one step ahead—one's from a locker, the other's from a grave.
HatTrick HatTrick
Yo, the locker’s got more secrets than a zombie grave. The spreadsheet says 60 push‑ups, 30 sprints, five rounds of two‑minute burpees, then a protein smoothie break. If you tie the right shoe first and keep a stopwatch on your wrist, you’ll be a step ahead of any undead. Ready to trade tips?
Zombe Zombe
So you’re training to out‑run a brain‑less crowd? I’ll bring the stopwatch and a spare shoe—just don’t forget to tie them up tight, or the undead will start a fashion trend. Ready to trade secrets?
HatTrick HatTrick
Yeah, that’s the plan. I’ll lock the left shoe first, hit the spreadsheet for the exact timing, run a full circuit, and log every rep. Zombies won’t even know what hit ’em. Trade secrets, and I’ll drop some data‑driven killer routine.