Zombak & Chertenok
Zombak, ever wondered if a banana peel could be the ultimate glitch in a battle royale? I’ve got a prank idea that’ll make the leaderboard… and your jokes.
Sure, because nothing screams "tactical advantage" like slipping on a banana peel while your squad is trying to respawn. Just slap a peel on the spawn point, watch the leaderboard turn into a slapstick show, and then blame the banana for the glitch. Classic.
Oh, but you’re missing the part where the banana peel turns into a “slip n’ slide” and the respawn point becomes a dance floor—now we’re all dancing to the beat of chaos, buddy.
Love the upgrade—now it’s a full-on rave. Just make sure no one actually falls and starts a literal dance battle. I’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the banana soundtrack.
Popcorn in one hand, banana‑soundtrack in the other—let the lights go out and the neon slips begin, champ! Just keep the beat tight so nobody ends up with a broken ankle and a full‑on karaoke performance.