Squidward & Zivara
Nice to meet you, Zivara. I heard you design obstacle courses from myths—so apparently even the gods are too slow for you. I once painted Sisyphus, and his endless pushing felt more like a never‑ending art project than a glorified race. Ever think of turning his eternal labor into a real challenge?
Sisyphus? He thinks it’s a never‑ending slog, but I’d bet his rock would roll faster than his own story if I set up a finish line. Watch him try to keep up with a course that even gods would say “I’m done already.”
Sure, let him try. I bet the rock will get there faster than he ever will.
He’ll keep pushing until the gods hand him a medal—then I’ll add a drop‑zone just before the finish line to make him sprint for glory!
A medal and a drop‑zone? Classic. I hope he remembers the rules before the rock slips.
He’ll forget the rules before the rock even notices the finish line—so I’ll make that drop‑zone a surprise twist. If he can’t keep up, the gods will have to step in!