Pupkin & Zipper
Pupkin Pupkin
Zipper, ever tried hacking a joke into a server so it auto‑replies with laughs? I bet I can out‑speed you with a punchline—what's the fastest prank you've pulled off?
Zipper Zipper
Sure thing—last mission I slipped a “system reboot in 5 seconds” alert into a boss’s terminal. When he hit enter, the screen flashed a countdown and then popped up a big red “ERROR: Laughing in progress” and the office erupted. Speed? Blink, and you’re out.