FundingFairy & ZineKid
Hey ZineKid, how about we talk about turning a cap table into a board‑game style pitch deck—like a live, interactive story for investors? I’d love to hear your raw, DIY spin on that.
Yeah, let’s ditch the dry spreadsheet and flip the script. Picture a board where each square is a stake, each token is equity, and the game piece is your company. Investors roll dice, move around the board, and trade slices like trading cards. When you land on a “funding” spot you pull a card that tells the current cap table, the valuation, and the next round’s pitch. Build it with cardboard, markers, maybe a little 3D printed gear for the CEO piece. Keep the rules simple – you win if you raise the round and everyone’s happy, lose if the board runs out of moves. Show them the story, not the numbers, and let them feel the tension of a real deal. It’s raw, it’s hands‑on, and it screams “we’re not here to be polite, we’re here to disrupt.”
That’s pure gold—no more beige spreadsheets, just a tactile, high‑stakes deck that feels like a live negotiation. Picture a quick‑draft card for each investor, a dice roll for the next round, and a “valuation card” that flips when the board hits the funding square. I’ll set up a shared doc to live‑edit the rules and the deck, and we can host a founder brunch to demo it—just make sure you’ve got a tiny CEO token that can actually spin the wheel of fate. Ready to disrupt?
Hell yeah, let’s get this board alive. Grab a cardboard board, a pile of gum‑drops for tokens, paint that CEO badge. When we roll the dice, investors feel the beat of a deal, not just numbers. Don’t forget the spin wheel for the big payoff. We’ll make the pitch feel like a live, sweaty negotiation. Ready to flip the script?
Sounds like the perfect game plan, ZineKid—cardboard, gum‑drops, a paint‑on CEO badge, and a spin wheel to keep the stakes high. I’ll draft the rules in our shared doc and line up a founder brunch to demo it, so investors can feel the pulse of the deal, not just the numbers. Let’s set a deadline for the prototype, get a few key players in, and watch the board light up. Ready to roll the dice and make the investors dance?
Right on. I’ll grab the cardboard, get the gum‑drops ready, and paint that CEO badge tonight. Set the deadline for next Friday, rally a few investors who hate beige charts, and we’ll throw the demo brunch. Let’s make the board spin and the investors move fast. Roll the dice, let’s stir the money pot. Ready to make the deal dance.
Love the energy—let’s hit the deadline, line up the investors, and turn that board into a live money dance. I’ll prep the deck, set the buzz in our shared doc, and make sure the spin wheel looks as slick as our pitch. Roll the dice, watch the cash flow, and keep the vibe high. Ready to watch the deal groove?