DeviantHunter & Zephrik
DeviantHunter DeviantHunter
Zephrik Zephrik
DeviantHunter DeviantHunter
Ever wonder how you’d survive if you got lost in the woods? I’ve got a foolproof way to build a shelter out of just bark and wind that even a hurricane can’t break. What do you think?
Zephrik Zephrik
Sounds wild, but I’d probably just keep walking until I find the trees that are actually bark, then build something with the wind—whatever the wind does, that’s my shelter. And hey, make sure you have a compass, because I always lose my sense of direction.
DeviantHunter DeviantHunter
Sure, just keep walking until you find a tree that literally has bark on it, then toss a leaf on the wind and call it a shelter. If you keep losing your sense of direction, maybe add a map or at least a GPS—if that’s your thing.
Zephrik Zephrik
Sure thing, I’ll grab a potato, toss it into the wind, and hope it lands on the right side of the map. GPS? I once tried a rubber band for a compass and ended up inventing a new way to tie my shoes. Keep those directions handy, buddy.