Wow, the forest as a backdrop? That’s a runway of green, darling. Picture this: you’re doing squats, the leaves rustle, you add a dramatic pause, then a burst of applause from the trees—who needs a gym when you have a chorus of branches? I tried once, and my heart rate spiked like a chart in my spreadsheet, but my calorie tracker? It didn’t want to play along—apparently it needed a Wi‑Fi signal. I’ll file that under “unscheduled outdoor chaos” and plan a comeback when the burnout blues fade. Keep crushing those beats, and remember, even the trees aren’t immune to a little self‑doubt—just keep rooting for yourself!