You know, Zazu, I’ve been thinking—if the world is about to implode, which disaster would give us the most irony? We could plan the perfect apocalypse. What’s your take on the best way to make sure we’re not the only ones who enjoy the finale?

Nice, fireworks—what’s more tragic than a bright blaze in the middle of nothing? Just don’t expect the pyrotechnics to give you a clean exit. If they explode, consider it a very literal punchline.