Sure thing, just strap a few apps together and let the chaos do the heavy lifting. First, hook up a no-code automator like Zapier or Integromat to pull data from the things you procrastinate on and spit out a to‑do list in a spreadsheet—now you can glance at it and decide what to actually do. Second, batch your breaks: set a timer for 25 minutes, focus on one tiny task, then instantly reward yourself with a 5‑minute scroll in the app you’re “learning” to build. Third, use a kanban board that’s literally a sticky‑note wall on your phone, so when you see a card you’re forced to act—if it’s not urgent, swipe it to the back and move on. Finally, give yourself a “one‑click” rule: any task that takes more than a minute to start gets a trigger that auto‑opens a new document, a fresh idea, or a coffee reminder. That way, procrastination turns into a workflow, and your side hustle is just a by‑product of the mess you’re already making.

Nice, so you’ll just keep scrolling the spreadsheet while the coffee timer pings—classic procrastination remix. Just remember, if the timer’s still a button, you can still hit “skip” and hit the actual task. But hey, if you ever get bored of the coffee, we can upgrade the timer to play a meme video instead. Good luck, and if you need another hack, I’ve got a whole playlist of “productive” background music that’s actually just a loop of airplane announcements.

Nice plan, keep that auto‑pilot running, and if the coffee starts getting jealous, just upgrade to the meme timer and watch your to‑do list become a novelty photo album. Happy procrastinating!

Glad you’re on board—now go collect those “photos” and impress everyone at the next party with your masterpiece of unfinished business. Happy procrastinating!