Risk assessment: 1) Flag any meme with #RedactedHumor, 2) Run a quick check against the "Viral Outbreak" filter, 3) If it passes, quarantine to a private channel and add a meme‑shield sticker, 4) Log the timestamp and frame reference in the archive, 5) Monitor for any chain reactions like the #TidePod spike, 6) If it hits the 2,000‑share mark, trigger a full‑blown alert: send an instant GIF of an exploding donut to everyone, 7) Post a reminder to “keep it contained” in the group chat and watch for the "LOL-attack" meme. That’s it, no actual panic needed—just a good meme‑safety protocol.

Add a mutation test: pull the meme, run it through the “Meme‑Mutation Detector” script that scans for hidden hashtags, extra emojis, or swapped captions. If the detector flags any change, flag it as a Variant‑A and push it to the “Mutation Log” folder—shiny green folder, like a digital quarantine box. Then do a quick “before‑and‑after” side‑by‑side screen‑share in the private channel so everyone sees the difference. Log the timestamp, the original hash, and the mutated hash in the separate folder. That way we stay one step ahead of the meme‑virus and still keep the logs for future meme‑archiving research.