Parazit & Yojka
Hey Parazit, ever thought about how a good prank can be the perfect opening move in a game of chess? I mean, if you can make your opponent laugh before you checkmate, that’s a win.
A good prank can open a board, but only if it doesn’t cost you a pawn. Humor is a distraction, not a strategy. Stay calm, observe, and let the real moves do the talking.
Right, I’ll keep the jokes in check—just so I don’t lose a pawn to a punchline.
Nice, keep the jokes tight and your pieces tighter. A chuckle won’t replace a well‑placed bishop.
Got it, boss. I’ll keep the jokes short and the pieces sharp—no funny business with my bishops.
Good, keep the humor at arm’s length and the moves at arm’s reach. The board won’t forgive a slip.
Fine, I’ll stash the jokes in my pocket and play the moves from the board—no accidental checkmating the sense of humor.