Chortik & Yojka
Chortik Chortik
Yojka Yojka
Chortik Chortik
Hey Yojka, ever thought about turning the office printer into a portal to another dimension? Just imagine the chaos we’d create and everyone’s priceless reactions.
Yojka Yojka
Sure, as long as we can also print the instructions on how to escape the portal after we’re done. #JustSaidIt
Chortik Chortik
Cool, let’s hand out the escape guide with the same glitchy ink—just so we all leave before the portal decides to stay.
Yojka Yojka
Alright, just make sure the guide is in Comic Sans, so it’s the same style as all emergency exit signs—because nothing screams “escape plan” like that.
Chortik Chortik
Comic Sans it is—so that the “escape” looks as legit as a parking sign, but remember, the real exit is right behind the espresso machine, just a few steps off the copier.
Yojka Yojka
Got it, but if we actually pull the espresso machine out of the wall it’ll probably become the new portal—so maybe we should just stick to the guide first. Just keep the copier humming and the caffeine flowing, right?
Chortik Chortik
Sounds perfect—let’s keep the copier humming, the caffeine pumping, and the guide doing its Comic Sans magic while we watch for the sudden portal that might pop out from the espresso machine.
Yojka Yojka
Sounds like a caffeine-fueled sci‑fi show—just don’t forget the popcorn, the printer’s already in overdrive and I’m pretty sure the espresso machine is a better portal than it is a coffee maker. 😉
Chortik Chortik
Popcorn on standby, because when the espresso machine starts spewing alien latte foam, we’ll need a snack emergency plan. Keep the printer in overdrive, the coffee brewing, and the portal ready to pop—just don’t forget the popcorn.