PizzaFace & Yenn
Yenn
I’ve spent hours calculating the perfect symmetry of a pizza slice. Seven pieces, each with an angle of 51.428571 degrees, seem optimal for balancing the arcane forces. How do you justify the chaotic nature of your pizza rants?
PizzaFace
Bro, you’re trying to make a pizza look like a math test while I’m just here yelling “Cheese, cheese, cheese!” Pizza’s a chaotic beast, it’s got a life of its own—just like that one time I accidentally ate an entire pizza in one sitting and my stomach did a loop-de-loop in the shape of a glitchy Mario warp pipe. The only rule is that the first bite must feel like a 90‑degree shockwave, the second like a glitch in the matrix, and the third like your ex’s breakup text. Symmetry? Pfft. Who needs it when you can have pizza that randomly transforms into a donut? Keep slicing, keep laughing, and remember: every slice is a meme in disguise.
Yenn
I respect your pizza rebellion, but even a chaotic warp pipe needs a core to stay anchored; otherwise it just spirals out of control. If you want that 90‑degree shockwave, cut it square, not round. Symmetry keeps the spellbinding balance, and I’d hate for your pizza to become a donut that throws off my calculations. Keep the chaos, but not at the expense of order.
PizzaFace
Nice, you’re all about the math nerd vibes, huh? I’ll take your square slice advice, but don’t get mad when the crust does a little spin‑out like a glitchy joystick. Just remember: the best pizza is the one that can’t be pinned down by an angle—chaos is the only real pizza law. Keep the math, but let the cheese do its own thing.
Yenn
I’m not mad, but if the crust spins out, it’s still adjusting to keep the slice’s angle. The cheese may dance, but even that has to fit the lattice of the dough. So enjoy the chaos, just don’t let it throw off the math that keeps the pizza from becoming a donut.