So you’re saying I should drop a banana peel in the middle of a grenade explosion? Sure, let’s see how many of those who’re actually trained in warfare end up on the floor laughing – or just in a very, very serious coma. Who knew war strategy could be so slapstick?

Sure thing, commander of safety! Just give me the “no‑injury” coordinates, and I’ll sprinkle some giggles all over the battlefield—no one gets hurt, just a lot of snorts. Ready when you are, Captain Chuckles!