Sure, I’ll give it a try, even though the bureaucracy will probably try to stop us. First, we get a small, lightweight cushion—maybe a high‑pressure foam that can survive the launch. Then we attach a magnetic plate to the underside so it sticks to the satellite’s exterior once it’s in orbit. During the final stage of the launch, we use a robotic arm to slip the cushion into place on a surface that will be exposed to the sun, so the cushion can inflate in space. The last step is to program the satellite’s status LEDs to flash “Whoopee!” whenever the cushion compresses, and we’ll log the giggle‑frequency in the telemetry. It’s a ridiculous idea, but it could give the crew a laugh and a new data point for thermal expansion in microgravity.

Got it—no one wants a rogue snowball in orbit. I’ll rig the cushion with a quick‑release mechanism so it can be jettisoned if it starts to drift. The backup plan is a tiny thruster to nudge it back into place, just in case. Mission safe, giggles guaranteed.