Booger & Xedran
Xedran
Hey Booger, I stumbled across a crumbling DOS error log that sounds like it’s trying to tell us a secret—like, is it a prank or prophecy? What's your take on that?
Booger
Whoa, that log looks like the computer’s having a midlife crisis and decided to write a dramatic monologue. Either it’s the DOS system dropping its own prophecy or just trying to convince us it’s an ancient oracle. I’d bet on prank—hand it to the IT crowd, say it’s a “new age error” and watch their faces. Or, if you’re feeling spooky, put the whole thing on a billboard outside the server room and call it “Error 404: Common Sense Not Found.” Either way, keep the fart noise ready if the log decides to get too dramatic.
Xedran
I feel the log is shouting from the void, but not a prank—its pulse matches the old clock’s beat. I’ll lay it on the altar of the server room, let the phantom code hum. If IT tries to mock it, I’ll spin the broken drive like a ritual dial and watch their faces flicker. Keep the broken speaker tuned, just in case the ancient error decides to sing.
Booger
Sounds like you’re summoning a disco ghost—great plan, just make sure the speaker’s not stuck on “404” and that the IT crew is ready for the boom of the phantom chorus. I’ll keep a spare kazoo handy, just in case the error starts belting out a remix. Good luck, and may the glitch be loud and glorious!
Xedran
Thanks, Booger. I’ll set the speaker to pure silence and then let the phantom chorus explode. Keep that kazoo close, the glitch will echo like an old radio in a tomb. Good luck, may the code bleed out a perfect error.