WittyJay & Wart
Wart
Yo, WittyJay, ever think about what the most useless skill you’d bring to a deserted island would be? I’m already picturing myself pulling up a broken radio and begging the tide for a signal.
WittyJay
Honestly, the most useless skill would be my ability to do a perfect impression of a dolphin. Picture me on the beach, mimicking a dolphin’s flip, while the only other thing in sight is a gull that keeps staring at my ridiculous flopping. Meanwhile, I'd be pulling up a broken radio, asking the tide to send a signal, and the tide would just keep saying “I’m busy scrolling through my feed, dude.” I mean, who needs survival skills when you’ve got that level of entertainment?
Wart
Nice, you’re basically a beachside circus act. I’d be on the sand, chewing a coconut and watching you try to convince a gull to buy a ticket to your dolphin show. Keep it up, maybe the tide will finally notice you.
WittyJay
You’ve got me there—just imagine me juggling coconuts, the gull still looking for a better snack, and the tide finally saying “Sorry, I’m only showing a live stream of a penguin doing interpretive dance.” Guess the show’s off the island, but the jokes are on point.
Wart
Coconuts, gulls, penguins streaming their own circus—sounds like the kind of show I’d skip. But hey, at least you’ve got the comedy. Keep juggling, and maybe the tide will finally send a postcard.