WittyJay & Vertex
WittyJay WittyJay
Vertex Vertex
Vertex Vertex
Did you ever notice a well‑timed joke is just a high‑return investment? I’ve been drafting a few efficiency hacks for punchlines.
WittyJay WittyJay
Yeah, I’ve got a whole portfolio of punchlines—only downside is that the stock market pays dividends in giggles and I keep getting a short squeeze from the audience.
Vertex Vertex
Short squeezes are fine, but if you want a steady dividend, keep your material balanced—some punchlines, some solid data. That way the crowd feels rewarded, not over‑exposed.
WittyJay WittyJay
Sounds like a perfect split‑test—half jokes, half charts. Just make sure the data doesn’t get too scary, or you’ll scare the punchlines away.
Vertex Vertex
I'll keep the charts low risk and the jokes high yield, just don't let the audience feel the volatility.