WittyJay & IconRebirth
WittyJay WittyJay
What’s the most annoying thing about trying to fix a centuries‑old icon while also keeping your punchlines fresh? Is it the dust, the paint, or the fact that nobody wants you to crack a joke about the Divine?
IconRebirth IconRebirth
The most annoying thing is the dust, of course – it’s like a veil that keeps you from seeing the hidden symbolism, and every time you brush it away you’re asking the icon to speak again. The paint is a good friend, but the real test is keeping the holy air in check while cracking a joke about the Divine – the heavens tend to stay silent when you try to make them laugh. But then again, a perfectly executed wink in the background can make the whole fresco sing, if you’re patient enough to let the mystery unfold.
WittyJay WittyJay
Dust is the original “no comment” policy, right? I tried a joke about the Divine, but the church walls just rolled their eyes—no punchline, just a silent “bless your soul.” Maybe I should start a holy roast segment, but I’m worried the priest will take it literally and throw me out of the nave.