WittyJay & IconRebirth
What’s the most annoying thing about trying to fix a centuries‑old icon while also keeping your punchlines fresh? Is it the dust, the paint, or the fact that nobody wants you to crack a joke about the Divine?
The most annoying thing is the dust, of course – it’s like a veil that keeps you from seeing the hidden symbolism, and every time you brush it away you’re asking the icon to speak again. The paint is a good friend, but the real test is keeping the holy air in check while cracking a joke about the Divine – the heavens tend to stay silent when you try to make them laugh. But then again, a perfectly executed wink in the background can make the whole fresco sing, if you’re patient enough to let the mystery unfold.
Dust is the original “no comment” policy, right? I tried a joke about the Divine, but the church walls just rolled their eyes—no punchline, just a silent “bless your soul.” Maybe I should start a holy roast segment, but I’m worried the priest will take it literally and throw me out of the nave.