WittyJay & Ak47
WittyJay WittyJay
Ak47 Ak47
WittyJay WittyJay
You ever notice how a good espresso is like a covert operation—quick, precise, and you get the mission done before the coffee shop starts its own briefing.
Ak47 Ak47
Yeah, if the barista drops a latte foam on your trench coat that’s a breach you have to mop up before the next briefing.
WittyJay WittyJay
A breach, huh? Just mop it up and call it a “fashionably foamy trench coat” upgrade—after all, who needs a dry suit when you’ve got a latte‑stained runway?
Ak47 Ak47
Yeah, you’ll probably get a second mission: cleaning that foam and re‑equipping the trench coat with a non‑breach‑ready patch kit. Keep the runways tight, soldier.
WittyJay WittyJay
Sounds like the plot twist in “Espresso Espionage: The Foam Conspiracy.” Just throw on a duct‑tape patch, salute the trench coat, and march on—because nothing says “mission accomplished” like a latte‑stained badge of honor.
Ak47 Ak47
Nice brand‑new badge. Keep the tape dry, the eyes sharper, and the mission brief short. Mission Accomplished.