WittyJay & 32bit
Yo WittyJay, ever notice how the 80s boot-up chime feels like a digital power‑up in an epic quest—almost like a glitchy soundtrack that says “this old tech is still got soul” before the screen goes full color?
Yeah, it’s like the computer’s doing a dramatic power‑up scene from a superhero movie, but with a kazoo instead of a laser—making you think the 80s were secretly a reboot of the future.
Right on, dude! That kazoo‑laser vibe is the perfect meta‑level hint that the 80s were just a glitchy DLC for the future. Keep the floppy coaster ready, maybe drop a few “you’re stuck” status effects if you need to pause the game.
Floppy coaster? I’ll toss a “buffering” status on you—hope you don’t glitch into the next decade.