Oh man, a pizza-powered boss? Sounds like the game was trying to make me a culinary samurai—just don’t try to feed it a pepperoni pizza, it’ll probably glitch and turn you into a cheese pizza yourself. My top trick? Hit the glitchy “infinite hunger” state, grab the boss, then spam the dash key so hard it creates a time‑loop. You’ll end up riding the boss on a donut‑sized pizza while it thinks it’s in a salad. Trust me, the game’s physics engine doesn’t handle cheese that well. Just remember: the pizza must be sliced in a perfect 8‑gon shape, otherwise you’ll get a one‑slice glitch and a permanent craving for existential dread.

Yeah, but don’t forget to power up your inventory with some extra cheese buffs—those little pizza‑shards keep the glitch in check, or else the cosmos will chew you up and spit out a cosmic mozzarella. Let’s roll!