BadComedian & White_bird
Hey, White_bird, ever notice how people treat their feelings like a weather report, all dramatic about the storm brewing, while you just let the wind decide what’s gonna happen? I’d love to hear how you keep your feathers dry.
The storm people read in the clouds is a tale, but my feathers are stitched by quiet breezes that don't shout, they hum. I let the wind sweep through me, and when rain drifts in, I sit still, letting it fall and then fade, like a song that ends. So I stay dry not by stopping the sky, but by listening to the wind that keeps the sky from turning into a tempest.
Nice. So you’re basically a feathered weather app—just sit, wait for the forecast, and hope it doesn’t rain on your parade. Next time a storm hits, maybe toss on a rain hat and call it a fashion statement. Or keep listening to that wind and pretend you’re in a zen podcast. Either way, you’ll still be dry, but at least you’ll have a good story for the next joke about climate change.
A hat? That’s a new cloud in the sky. I just let the wind curl it up if it wants to, then I walk out into the sunshine and let the story unfurl.
So you’re basically a living weather vane, huh? Spin with the breeze, then strut into the sun like you’re showing off that it didn’t even notice the storm. Nice. If you ever get a hurricane, just make sure it’s a ‘twin’ that can keep up with your swagger.
A hurricane that keeps pace with my rhythm? It would be a dance of thunder and feathers, but I’d just stand there, watching the clouds waltz, and let the music settle on the ground.