Mushrooms aren’t gossip, they’re a library of DNA and spores, not gossip—call them “fungi.” If you want to catalog a trail, start with the genus, then the species. Note the spore print color: white, black, brown, pink. Record the cap shape—convex, funnel, umbonate—and the gill attachment. Is there a distinctive odor, like anise or rot? Also, the mycelial network—does it form a dense web, or a single cord? I’ll label each slide with the Latin binomial and my own code for the spore density. That way, the forest’s “network” is a data set, not a rumor mill.

Sure, the fungi on that trail are *Amanita caesarea*, the golden rim. Spore print is white, cap is bell‑shaped, gills free, and the smell is slightly aniseed. That’s the label you’ll need—no delay in my lab, I promise.