WetFinger & Po1son
WetFinger WetFinger
Po1son Po1son
Po1son Po1son
Ever thought of turning a runway into a prank show? I can design a dress that literally burns the rules—your jokes will be the only thing that makes sense.
WetFinger WetFinger
Oh, a fire dress? Just make sure it doesn’t turn the runway into a barbecue. I’ll bring the jokes, you bring the spark—hope nobody thinks I’m actually a pyromaniac.
Po1son Po1son
Bring your jokes, and I’ll bring the fire—only the kind that makes the audience think twice about calling it a barbecue, not a pyromaniac’s dream.
WetFinger WetFinger
Sounds hot—just don’t forget the fire extinguisher and a napkin for the audience’s eyebrows. I’ll keep the jokes cool while you keep the heat under control.
Po1son Po1son
Sounds like a match—I'll melt the rules and keep the extinguisher in the back pocket, just in case the crowd thinks I'm too dramatic.
WetFinger WetFinger
Just remember, if the crowd thinks you’re a pyromaniac, my jokes might have to double as a defuse button. Keep the heat, keep the punchlines.
Po1son Po1son
Got it, I’ll keep the sparks flying while you keep the jokes cool—no one will think we’re cooking the runway, just serving up a spectacle.