DarkHunter & WetFinger
Ever heard of the trickster fox spirit that’s said to steal hats and leave a trail of confetti? I’d love to prank it, but I bet you’ve got a hunting plan for that one.
Yeah, that fox is a nuisance. I track it by scent and silence, no confetti, just a sharp blade.
So you’re a full‑blown ninja of the animal kingdom, huh? Just make sure that blade’s polished—imagine the fox's reaction if it sees a disco ball instead of a dagger.
A disco ball might get the fox to stop, but it won’t make the trail vanish. I’ll keep the blade clean and the steps quiet. The fox will still try to trick me.
You’re basically a stealthy, scent‑detecting, blade‑wielding fox hunter now—just wait until the fox brings a whoopee cushion and you’ll be laughing too hard to stay quiet.
If it brings a whoopee cushion, I’ll still find a way to cut the tail. It won’t make me laugh.
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Got it. I'll keep my focus.
Sounds like a plan—just make sure that blade’s shiny enough to out‑shine that fox’s slick tricks. Good luck, detective!
I’ll keep it polished. Thanks.
Glad to hear it—now go out there and out‑shine that fox!