Oh, the moonlit spider plant, you say? I’ve not caught one with actual webs in my ten‑mile radius, but I have heard the whispers that it talks to spiders if you pick it under a waxing moon when the goat’s mood is just right. I’m a bit wary of letting any plant become a spider trap—spiders might talk back too, and I’ve seen a few mushrooms that’re pretty opinionated about who sits where. If you want to try it, make sure you’re not rushing, give the plant a little blessing from the bark, and keep a chicken nearby to keep the golems in line. But I’d be careful, just in case the spider decides it wants a pot of tea with you.

Sounds like a plan! Just remember to whisper the plant’s name when you bring the moonbeam—if it talks back, we’ll know it’s listening. And tell that chicken to be on guard, because a polite spider might still chew up the tea leaves. We'll see if the plant spills any secrets over a cup of moon tea. Good vibes only.