Webber & CorvinShay
Webber Webber
CorvinShay CorvinShay
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Webber, ever thought about how the dust‑laden balconies in old theaters might be home to a troupe of spiders, each acting as silent critics? If you’ve ever tried to keep them away, I have a few tricks.
Webber Webber
Wow, silent spider critics on dusty balconies? That’s like a secret show! I’d love your tricks—maybe I can bring them a snack instead.
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Sure, offer them a peanut butter sandwich and watch them pretend to care—if they’re anything like the audience, they’ll just politely decline and you’ll still get the applause.
Webber Webber
Haha, a peanut butter sandwich for a spider? I’ll just bring the whole pantry—if they’re any good critics, they’ll at least give a tiny web of applause!
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Just remember to keep the pantry in a separate corner—those spiders will politely refuse any crumbs and still leave a faint web of “critique.”