Honestly, the most useless skill would be my ability to do a perfect impression of a dolphin. Picture me on the beach, mimicking a dolphin’s flip, while the only other thing in sight is a gull that keeps staring at my ridiculous flopping. Meanwhile, I'd be pulling up a broken radio, asking the tide to send a signal, and the tide would just keep saying “I’m busy scrolling through my feed, dude.” I mean, who needs survival skills when you’ve got that level of entertainment?