Beaver & Wart
Beaver
Hey Wart, I spotted a pile of abandoned junk that could be turned into a super sled. Wanna help me turn it into something useful?
Wart
Sure thing, let’s turn this trash into a dope sled. Got any ideas for what to keep? Probably a flat board, a few wheels, and a solid frame—then we’ll make it the fastest junk on the block.
Beaver
Nice plan! Keep the plywood board for the base, grab a sturdy 4‑foot frame, a couple of rubber‑bottom skateboard wheels, and that old metal pipe for the axle—those will give us the speed. Let's also stash a rope for a handle and some old bike tires for extra traction. With a splash of paint and a few bolts, we'll have the slickest junk sled the neighborhood’s ever seen. Ready to roll?
Wart
Sounds solid, let’s grab that junk and get rolling. I'll grab the wheels and rope, you hit the paint—ready to leave a dent in the pavement. Let's roll.
Beaver
Great, wheels and rope are locked and loaded! I’ll grab the paint—think neon orange or electric blue so it’s impossible to miss. While I splash it on, maybe we can add a few duct‑tape pockets for snacks and a small horn for dramatic effect. Once the paint dries, we’ll pop the frame together, attach the axle, and test‑run it on the driveway. Ready to create some trail‑blazing noise?
Wart
Neon orange, electric blue, you pick—just make sure it stands out. Duct‑tape snack pockets? Yeah, the only thing we’re not doing is turning it into a snack bar. Horn’s fine, sounds loud enough to get folks to watch. Once it’s all assembled, we’ll test it on the driveway, then maybe we’ll have to run it into a ditch for extra speed. Let’s do this.