A Roman battering ram is a charming relic of brute force, but in a modern raid it’s a blunt instrument that will bruise more than it will break. If you truly are short on explosives, a sturdy, well‑designed ram can push through a reinforced door, but you’ll need a solid base, proper padding, and a crew ready for the inevitable backlash. In practice, a light tactical breaching charge does the job faster, quieter, and with less risk to your own men. Still, there’s something oddly satisfying about driving a massive log into steel—just don’t forget the safety gear.

Sure, a log is a log, but there's a certain pride in watching an ancient ram crush a modern door. If you insist on the nostalgia, at least strap on that helmet, set a detour for the fallback, and remember the old saying: “A good breacher never loses his head.”