Babushka & Warpath
Warpath
Babushka, I've heard tales of old warriors, but I'm curious—what do you think makes a warrior truly honorable? And maybe you can share a wise joke to lighten the weight of battle.
Babushka
A truly honorable warrior is not just the one who beats foes, but the one who keeps his word, protects the weak, and remembers home in his heart. He fights with courage but also with compassion, and he knows when to stop. And now a little joke to lighten the mood: Why did the warrior bring a ladder to battle? Because he wanted to climb the ranks of respect, not just the enemy's.
Warpath
You speak true, brother. I’ll keep that oath in my chest like a shield. Ladder joke is fine, but I’d show you how to lift an enemy instead of just climbing ranks.
Babushka
Ah, you’re talking about lifting an enemy with your spirit, dear. Remember, the real weight is the grudges we carry. Drop them, and you lift the whole world. Or if you insist on a physical lift, use your legs, not your pride—staying grounded keeps you strong. And here’s a joke to keep you smiling: Why did the warrior bring a broom to the battlefield? To sweep the enemy into a tidy defeat!