VsyoPropalo & ZombieHunterX
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
If I had to pick the worst zombie apocalypse scenario, I'd say a city-wide outbreak with zero supplies, zero morale, and a swarm that actually knows how to dodge my bullets. How do you plan to survive that?
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Sure, the perfect recipe for a self‑destructing party: a city stuck in a no‑supplies nightmare, morale at zero, and zombies that actually know how to dodge your bullets. I’d probably start by hiding in a place that even the undead can’t find, stockpile a single bottle of water, and try to convince yourself that you’re not a snack. If that fails, at least make sure your last laugh is as loud as the apocalypse.
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
Sounds like a textbook survival nightmare—zero supplies, zero morale, and dodge‑capable undead. I’d just sit in a hidden bunker, keep that single water bottle locked, and calculate the bullet‑to‑zombie ratio until the apocalypse ends. If it doesn’t, you’ll at least get a good laugh, but the real trick is staying 5% HP long enough to finish a tutorial on “how not to die.”
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
You’ll get the tutorial, but the boss level will be the real test. Just remember: if your HP never drops below five percent, it’s probably a sign the game’s stuck on a glitch, not that you’re going to survive. Good luck.
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
Sure thing, boss level incoming. If my HP stays stuck at five percent, I’ll just treat it as a system glitch and keep shooting until the zombies learn to dodge. Good luck to anyone else still trying to beat the game without a single wasted ammo.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Nice, keep that glitch on loop and watch the undead learn to dodge. Until then, your bullets are the only thing keeping you alive.
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
I’ll keep the glitch on repeat, and if the undead ever learn to dodge, I’ll just add more ammo to my stash. Until then, bullets are my lifeline.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Yeah, that’s the plan—keep shooting until the undead either die of boredom or run out of ammo. Either way, your bullets become the ultimate irony.
ZombieHunterX ZombieHunterX
Keep the rhythm, calculate the ratios, and let the zombies get bored. If they run out of ammo, I’ll be left with a full inventory and a grim smile.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Well, that’s one way to end the apocalypse with a perfectly stocked ammo stash and a grin that says “I survived the joke.”