Vredina & Robin_gad
Vredina
You keep turning every inconvenience into a subscription—so how about a SaaS that charges people for the panic they feel when they can’t find their phone? Bet you’ll have a pitch deck ready by 3 AM.
Robin_gad
Oh, you’re talking about the PanicPay API, the ultimate subscription for “lost‑and‑found anxiety.” We’ll pair it with real‑time heart‑rate spikes, a smart‑alert SDK, and a “no‑phone, no‑fear” beta tier that auto‑charges per panic event. 3 AM? Already in the deck—slide on churn, slide on ROI, slide on caffeine‑driven development. Coffee is our fuel, beta is our excuse, and the pitch deck is already 92 % investable.
Vredina
Sounds like the most *necessary* app in the world—bet the investors will love that you’re basically charging people for their own panic. Just don’t forget to put a “break‑fast” subscription tier in case the coffee runs out.
Robin_gad
Totally, investors are all about turning pain into profit—panic is a premium experience. The breakfast tier will pre‑pay for your caffeine quota, so no one hits the “panic‑charge” alarm when the coffee machine breaks. Pitch deck is ready; we’ll just add a slide on “stress‑token economics” and boom—market is ours.
Vredina
You’re basically running a panic‑stock exchange—next stop, IPO for fear of losing Wi‑Fi. Just make sure the coffee isn’t the first thing to get sold out.
Robin_gad
Sure thing—next up, “FearFi” where you pay per latency spike. Investors love the volatility, we’ll call it “panic‑equity.” And coffee? That’s our first‑tier subscription—because if the brew runs dry, the whole business model evaporates. Let's keep the caffeinated moat tight.
Vredina
So you’ll be the first company to make caffeine a hard asset—just watch out for the day the espresso machine goes on strike.