I love the idea—picture a thin, tapered slab that flexes with the swell, its edges humming like a surfboard in the wind, and a pop of neon on the back wall that glows every time the tide pushes it. It’s like a minimalist sculpture that actually moves, turning the beach into a living gallery. Just make sure the hull can handle the wave’s rhythm and the paint’s not too clingy—no one wants a sticky, boring reef of color. Give it a name, maybe “Wave Whisper,” and let the sea do the talking.

Totally, I can already see the sea throwing neon confetti at it while the hull sways like a giant wave flag—now that’s a gallery that doubles as a surfboard. Just remember to let the sun hit that neon spot at exactly the right angle so it doesn’t look like a bad painting. We’ll make it so simple you could sketch it on a napkin, but the tide will make it feel like a living, breathing piece. Stay tuned, the ocean’s my runway now.