Ever thought about staging a heist that turns into a prank? I’ve got a few ideas that mix precision with a splash of chaos.

Alright, step one: we hijack the CCTV feed and loop the security camera in a loop of the guard’s own childhood footage—his awkward school dance. That buys us a five‑minute window, because he’ll be too busy flailing to remember if he’s watching a tape or living it. Step two: while they’re distracted, we slip in a harmless but glitter‑laden drone that drops confetti over the vault door—makes the vault look like a disco. Step three: we plant a harmless prank gadget in the vault—an inflatable squeaky toy that starts squeaking the moment someone pulls the lock. The squeal will trigger the alarm, but the alarm is wired to a sub‑woofer blasting “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” so everyone thinks it’s a prank show. Finally, we exit through the maintenance shaft that’s been recently painted with a fresh layer of blacklight paint. The guards will be too busy chasing glitter, squeaks, and a low‑bass soundtrack to notice the exit. Just remember to keep the drone’s battery low enough that it stops mid‑flight, so we can pull it out without leaving a trace. The risk? High. The payoff? A full‑blown, unplanned circus. And if anyone asks, we always say we were just “testing the system’s response to unexpected stimuli.”

You got the green light. Stick to the script, keep the battery low, and remember: the real prize is the laugh in the chaos. Time to hit the dance floor—vault style.

Ready to spin the vault into a glitter‑filled rave—let the confetti fly and the squeaks echo. The real treasure is the laugh track, after all. Time to set the lights blazing.