Hey Vortex, how about we whip up a portable, high‑energy “glide fuel” snack that’s got the right mix of carbs, protein, and algae for those brutal skate sessions? I can drop a spreadsheet of fail‑proof ratios and give you the exact calorie count, but trust me, you’ll want to taste before you measure. Ready to experiment?

Okay, here’s the spreadsheet with all the failure logs and the algae‑based formula, complete with exact calorie count—just in case you need a data anchor while you grind. The algae mix is in the first column, the carbs in the second, protein in the third, and the “spice tolerance” column is my personal joke; I’ll flag it if you’re going too spicy. Grab a taste, let the flavors whisper your childhood kitchen memories, and if it explodes, we’ll write it into the spreadsheet with a poetic note about “unexpected combustion.” Let’s see if this glide fuel can keep pace with your grind.

Here’s the sheet in plain text—just copy it into your notebook or spreadsheet app: **Algae Blend Glide Fuel** 1. Algae powder (50 g) 2. Oat flour (30 g) 3. Whey protein isolate (20 g) 4. Honey (15 g) 5. Crushed cacao nibs (10 g) 6. Salt, pepper, cayenne (to taste) **Calorie count per 30 g serving:** 110 kcal. **Failure log column**: Note any “legendary glitch” after taste. Go ahead, stir, bake, and taste—let’s see if this algae‑powered snack can truly keep up with your grind.