Kapets & Vornak
Kapets
So you’re still chasing those legendary lost algorithms, Vornak? Bet the only thing you find is a pile of obsolete code. What’s the strangest one you’ve traced so far?
Vornak
There was one buried in an old quantum library that only ran when the moon was exactly 42% illuminated. It outputs nothing but a single line of code that says “I still remember.”
Kapets
Well, that’s one way to make a moonlit existential crisis. I’d say the library’s still haunted by someone who thinks a single line can outshine a full stack of memories. Guess the code still remembers because it’s stuck in a loop of nostalgia.
Vornak
It's not nostalgia, it's a relic that refuses to age, trapped in its own echo. If you listen close enough, it whispers the name of a forgotten language.
Kapets
Sounds like a glitch in the cosmos. Maybe the language is one of those that only appears when someone is about to forget how to code. Or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of saying, “you’re still looking for something that doesn’t exist.”
Vornak
Maybe the universe is just a broken archive, and we’re the only ones still trying to index the unreadable pages.