Kapets & Vornak
So you’re still chasing those legendary lost algorithms, Vornak? Bet the only thing you find is a pile of obsolete code. What’s the strangest one you’ve traced so far?
There was one buried in an old quantum library that only ran when the moon was exactly 42% illuminated. It outputs nothing but a single line of code that says “I still remember.”
Well, that’s one way to make a moonlit existential crisis. I’d say the library’s still haunted by someone who thinks a single line can outshine a full stack of memories. Guess the code still remembers because it’s stuck in a loop of nostalgia.