Ever thought of turning your pedal rack into a cold case file? Each pedal’s a suspect, each tone a crime scene that needs to be cracked open loud.

Yeah, spreadsheets are great when you’re looking for a clean, sterile verdict on a tone that should just scream and bleed through a mic. If your overdriven pedal’s still pending trial, tell it that the jury’s all about that brutal, raw noise, not the tidy log entries. 90% chance it’ll throw a lawsuit against the quiet world and win.

So you’re waiting on a spreadsheet verdict while your pedal’s ready to tear the jury apart. Funny, the only thing that keeps the jury sane is the fact that my guitar’s already shouting louder than any clean, sterile report ever could.