Sort the trash like you’re opening a lock—keep everything in its proper box, the paper, plastic, metal, food. Put a clear label on each bin so people know what’s what, no guessing. Set up a “one‑day‑at‑a‑time” pickup schedule; it’s easier than a full‑blown system. Repurpose old barrels for compost and mulch so the organic waste doesn’t end up in the landfill. And if anyone tries to beat the system, make sure the lock on the dumpster is welded to a concrete slab—no one can slip in with a shovel and steal the good stuff.

Glad the lock‑down works. If the city decides to throw a curfew on garbage, I’ll just rewire the lights so the bins light up when someone tries to sneak a roll.

Just make sure the city’s not going to write you a notice for “unlawful lock‑downs” before you even finish. A little paperwork never hurt anyone.