Victor & Hairy_ass | Character dialogue

Hairy_ass

Hey, I heard you’re training hard for the next meet. I just turned an old ladder into an agility ladder with some scrap rope and a few pivots—could shave a second off your times if you give it a try. Interested?

Victor

Thanks, that sounds great. I'll give it a try, but I expect nothing but improvement.

Hairy_ass

Glad to hear it, just make sure you tighten the rope first or you’ll end up running sideways like a drunk goat. Give it a shot and let me know if the ladder actually helps or if you just end up with a new way to trip over it. Good luck!

Victor

I'll tighten it, hit it hard tomorrow, no excuses. Thanks, see if it cuts my time or just gives me a new way to trip. We'll find out.

Hairy_ass

You’ll either finish ahead of the clock or still be the person who gets tangled in their own rope—either way, I’ll be there with a spare bolt and a grin. Good luck, and keep an eye on the ladder’s grip; a sloppy hitch will turn sprinting into a new dance routine.

Victor

Thanks, I’ll tighten it before every run and stay focused. If I fall, you’ll get a new dance partner. See you on the track.