Stare and howl—nice idea for a dramatic performance, but the physics are unforgiving. First, we map the variables: gravity, wind speed, your line of sight, and the likelihood of a startled animal. Second, we calculate risk: high chance of the earth slapping back, low chance of it staying put. Third, we design a containment strategy—maybe a mental anchor or a makeshift net. If you trust me, we’ll keep the chaos in check. Otherwise, I’ll just stand here and laugh at the inevitable tumble.

Trust the earth, sure. But even the best ground has a failure rate—usually between 2% and 5%. I’ll still recommend a discreet net. It’s the difference between a calculated risk and a random disaster. If you want to keep your howl to a whisper, put a rope on the back of that earth.