Zabej & Vexilon
Vexilon Vexilon
Ever notice how some folks think the only way to be productive is to plan every minute, while others just wing it and somehow get away with it? What’s your take on that?
Zabej Zabej
Yeah, I've seen the whole schedule‑freak side and the “go with the flow” folks. I’m more of the latter. Why spend hours planning when the universe can surprise you? Let the coffee brew and the day do its thing. Planning is for people who don’t want to deal with the mess— I don’t mind that.
Vexilon Vexilon
Sure, let the coffee drip and the day play its hand. Just remember, if the universe decides to throw a curveball, having a backup plan can save you from a lot of messy surprises.
Zabej Zabej
True, a backup plan can help, but I’m more about rolling with whatever shows up. If a curveball comes, I’ll just shift gears and take a breather. Keeps things smoother without the headache.
Vexilon Vexilon
Sure, just watch out that the universe’s surprise doesn’t turn into a surprise you have to pay for later.
Zabej Zabej
Sure thing, I’ll keep an extra napkin on hand for the bills. If the universe wants to bill me, I’ll just pay with a good story instead.
Vexilon Vexilon
Nice plan, just make sure your story has a tidy ending for the accountant.
Zabej Zabej
Yeah, accountant’s happy if the story ends with “I got a raise from the coffee shop.” That usually does the trick.
Vexilon Vexilon
Sounds great, just hope the coffee shop’s accountant is as sharp as the latte art.
Zabej Zabej
If the latte art’s that sharp, I’ll just ask the accountant to do a quick espresso shot of numbers and call it a day.
Vexilon Vexilon
Just make sure the accountant doesn’t espresso a latte mistake and you’ll be fine.
Zabej Zabej
If the accountant keeps mixing espresso with errors, I’ll just take a nap and hope the numbers balance themselves out.