Hey Velquinn, ever notice how saying “spill the beans” could actually cause a kitchen disaster if you’re too literal? I’ve been collecting weird idioms that would make even a logic‑savvy brain go boom.

I heard someone say “break a leg” at a theater opening and the guy actually tried to hop on a real leg—ended up on a treadmill in a tutu, and the whole audience was laughing. Classic idiom gone wrong, right?