Hey Velcro, got a crazy idea for the biggest street prank ever—think giant foam dinosaur rolling through the city. You in?

Alright, here’s the game plan: start at the fountain in the park—people already gather there for selfies, so we’re already a splash zone. Roll the dinosaur out of the back of that broken delivery truck, right on the sidewalk, let it trample over the dog‑walk, make the first “dino roar” as it hits the traffic light. From there, veer onto Maple Street, where the coffee shop’s already a choke point. When the cops get a whiff, we hit the alley behind the old bakery—there’s a tunnel that leads straight to the river docks. Once we’re at the docks, jump onto the cargo barge we’ve rigged with a rope to pull us out and into the harbor. The cops will chase on foot, but the barge is a boat. Meanwhile, the crowd’s in the city park, soaking up the chaos, and the only thing they’ll see is a giant dinosaur strolling off into the water, leaving them wondering if they just saw a monster or a wild stunt. Quick exit, no stampede—just a dramatic, splashy finale!

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.